"Greetings, earthlings. It's been awhile. As you will see, the last few months have been very eventful. First, I made a new friend. We hung out quite a bit in September.
Then for awhile, I went undercover on a secret mission. I can't tell you where I was, because it might put you in danger. But then something went wrong, and my memories are kind of fuzzy for a bit. When I came to, I was napping on the couch with this kid. I guess he rescued me?
I think my aura grew, though. Suffering builds character, I guess.
Then I was playing with some other kids, and there was a terrible accident...
Oh no! Will Ultraman ever walk again??
But never fear, I was hospitalized (at Keith and Celia's house) where my severed foot was carefully re-attached. (With superglue.) I'd better be careful for awhile, though.
So, for post-accident rehabilitation, I started with a healthy bowl of onion dip.
Then some push-ups (while also getting some spiritual nourishment)...
... and Christmas Tree climbing, of course.
While I was at it, I checked out some of the other Christmas decorations around church.
I also checked out some of the news from while I was gone.
Walking still isn't completely back to normal...
Despite being injured, I am still finding opportunities to help others.
I helped blow up some balloons to get ready for a Christmas party.
Well, that's about it for now! See you next time, and have a merry Christmas!"
-Ultraman
p.s. Fun trivia: the plural of Ultraman is not "Ultramen;" rather, it is "Ultramans." There you have it.
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